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What wonderful news! TEAM CHEESUS now has its very own domain name! BEHOLD: http://www.TeamCheesus.com Update your bookmarks, my brethren!
Now we rank way up there along with companies such as Microsoft and Google in terms of prestige and officiality! For those who are not aware, gaining the rights to your own domain name requires a being to subject him or herself to a series of seemingly insurmountable feats of will, strength and wisdom. Upon proving one's worthiness to be considered for this most revered of honors, one is subjected to evaluation by the great Lord Xenu, where he may choose to either destory you or grant you your own domain. By granting the domain, Xenu is acknowledging the subject as one among a select few elite superbeings, but only after great personal sacrifice is this possible. I agreed to accept this tremendous burden for the betterment of our community. Having survived Xenu's trials, I have been rewarded with the rights to www.TeamCheesus.com. Hooray! Regarding the trials themselves, I have been swarn to secrecy, which is enforced by means of a cybernetic implant which will intercept any attempt to share their secrets with the sudden onset of a condition called "explosive brain syndrome". However, I will say that the whole ordeal resulted in me losing about 6 inches in height. I hope you slobs are grateful.
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