So you’re interested in the GLORY HOLE. Don’t worry, this is perfectly natural. You’re growing up, and believe it or not, all your friends will soon come to love the GLORY HOLE too! But we all need a little guidance with these new, strange, and exciting experiences. Here are a few pointers that will help you become acquainted with the GLORY HOLE!

#1: What is THE GLORY HOLE??

We’re so glad you finally asked that special question.

          The GLORY HOLE is a place for Team Fortress 2 shenanigans, artfully crafted by the loving folks of TEAM CHEESUS. It’s a place for fun, a place to hang up your serious-pants for the day and partake in some fisticuffs with your friends. So let’s get the party started! Come join us on the GLORY HOLE today!

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#2: Everyone here loves you!

            It’s true, no matter what it may seem like, everyone in the GLORY HOLE loves YOU. Everyone’s here for a good time. Remember, it’s about having fun! Don’t be shy, and try not to let things get too serious!

#3: The JUKEBOX is your friend!

            The JUKEBOX is one of the most exciting aspects of your GLORY HOLE experience. If you’ve got a hankerin’ for that special song of yours, and you want everyone else to feel it too, just say so! An ADMIN-BUDDY will be right there to put it on.

            And for those lonely times when your ADMIN-BUDDY is out, feel free to start it up for yourself! Just type “!jb” into chat, and you’ll see an easy-to-use menu pop up to help you select a song. You can even adjust the volume there! All through the magic of technology.

            We here at the GLORY HOLE know that the JUKEBOX isn’t for everyone. If you’d rather not hear it, just type “!jboff” into chat.

            Not sure if the JUKEBOX has your special song? Head on over to the TEAM CHEESUS FORUMS and check into the GLORY HOLE REQUESTS board! Leave a note about the song with a download link, and your special song should soon be on the JUKEBOX, just for YOU! (Please allow a day or two for your request.)

#4: Maps on the GLORY HOLE!

            There are many different places for your GLORY HOLE experience to take place. Some of the most popular maps on the GLORY HOLE include BALLOON RACE, WACKY RACES, and PAC-MAN. If you have a killer map that belongs on the GLORY HOLE, or if you make rad maps yourself, hit us up on the GLORY HOLE REQUESTS board! we’re always looking to experiment with fun new maps!

 #5: Something's Wrong!!!

            Now, it’s normal to become nervous with confronted with these new feelings. But if you feel like something’s really not right on the GLORY HOLE, PLEASE let us know. If possible, head to the REPORT BUGS board and leave us a report. A team of highly trained professionals named “SIRLAMER” will be there as soon as possible to fix it.

#6: Keep the Glory Hole goin'!

If you love the GLORY HOLE, please consider making a DONATION! It costs a lot of money to run a server this cool, so anything will help!